First Blog

It just occurred to me that I am starting this blog on the same day that Tiger Woods is playing public golf again. In fact, if I keep writing Tiger Woods here, some news outlet may google his name and make me famous. My brother and I do have something in common with Tiger, but I'll keep it a secret until CNN calls.

My intention with this blog is to gradually over time tell the world every secret I know about. That should get some of you on the edge of your seats. On the other hand, I will probably never be told another secret.

I am single and do what a lot of single men do. I cook and eat food in ways that most women would never do. The basic rules for my cooking are; NEVER use a recipe, explore the grocery store for foods that MAY taste interesting if they are combined, don't buy any food that requires a lot of preparation (think can opener) and cook things that require a minimal amount of watching (develop a sense of smell that can detect food that is on the edge of burning).

Here's my food experiment for the day. Go to Walmart and find those little pound cakes that come 8 to the box. Slice one of the cakes in two pieces so that you have two thinner pound cakes. Put some foil on a cookie sheet to avoid another dreaded couple of words to a bachelor....wash dishes. Lay the pound cakes on the cookie sheet with the cut side up. Spray the tops of them with butter flavored cooking spray. Put the cookie sheet in the oven on the top rack. Turn the oven on broil and go watch tv. Well, that's what I do because I have developed the sense of smell needed to keep them from burning. In your case though you may have to keep checking them until they are slightly toasted. Good with coffee.